“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.”
Well, you haven't seen anything yet. These reviews will restore your faith in the good ol' *. We owe a debt of gratitude to our little friends, the gummy bears. Sugarless variety this time, in case you're wondering.
You can read the article by clicking the headline above, but because I'm a nerd, I actually verified that these reviews were legit. And they are. Courtesy of our good friends at ammy. You can see all of the glorious 1* feedback here.
Enjoy! (but only in moderation)
Bonus tidbit: check out the 5* reviews too. Those are just as bad! I wonder if they are abiding by the ammy TOS by posting such awful reviews just so they show up at the top of the list.